One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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