- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

2 + 2 = fish

can you touch your toes? no

What's red, blue & green all over?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

so...um, yeah

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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