- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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