- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens basketball

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Anti Joke

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