Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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