- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Women's rights.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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