- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Logan's gay

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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