why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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