Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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