- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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