how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Robin, get in the car!

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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No!

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Womens rights.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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