What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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