- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

A dog was barking at a tree

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

I? Everett

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

i just pooped that is all!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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