Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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