- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Vote this down and get DOXED

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's long and black The unemployment line

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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