What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A seal walks into a club.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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