When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Female rights.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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