Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

give me a thumbs up

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A black man has a job.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Bitch

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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