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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Women's rights.

whats up and also down? your mum

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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