- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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