- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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