My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Knock Knock. Doors open

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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