What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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minorities

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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