What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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69.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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I like the color potato.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Wolfjob.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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