What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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