- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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