What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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