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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Knock knock Whose there? 4

whats dumb and small? dandruff

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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