Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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