- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

FUCK YOU

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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