Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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I regret everything.....

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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