Terry has ebola

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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