- Anti Joke

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

I'd like to make a withdraw

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.