Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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