- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

sky's sty

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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