- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

sky's sty

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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