why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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the bible

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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I had a submarine.... once

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

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