Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

i hate black people

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Anti Joke

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