- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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