- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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