Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I killed someone on minecraft.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Penis.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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