Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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