- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Reading the Terms and Conditions

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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