what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

where's mom I killed her

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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