What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

batman farted so hes retarded

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Women's rights.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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