- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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