- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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