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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Justin Bieber.

where's mom I killed her

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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