punchline below punchline above

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Neither have I

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Dakota Fanning

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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