Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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