(Insert joke here)

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

i killed my family

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

knock, knock whos there child molestor

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

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