Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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