- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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