- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Roses are flowers.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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