A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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1+1=2

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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