- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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