"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

i found waldo.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

gay pom...

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

;iub

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

"...."-Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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