Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Haha, I get it..

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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