Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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human centipede

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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