There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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My Butthole.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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