- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Weed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

what goes boo a sock

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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