too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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epic win?

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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