- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Women's rights.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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