- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

The FCC

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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