- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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