- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's red, blue & green all over?

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

WILLY

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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