- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's red, blue & green all over?

WILLY

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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