What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Poop.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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