oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

your face is kinda funny

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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