What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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