Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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