- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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