- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

i killed my family

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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