so... how about that airplane food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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