- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

bryden is a faggot

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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