- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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