- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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