- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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