what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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