- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Penis

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

GONNA

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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