Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

AIDS

Womens basketball

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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