Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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