A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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i killed my family

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Gay republicans

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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