how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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hey guys im gay

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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