Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Velcro. What a rip off.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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