Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Do you love me? No.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Jack Stevens

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A dog was barking at a tree

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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