- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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