what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do u call a cripple Biv

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

This statement is false.

Jack Stevens

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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