- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Mitt Romney

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Female rights.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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