- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

#Hanging Degus

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

SHUT UP JP

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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