- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

SHUT UP JP

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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