- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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