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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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