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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Woman's Rights

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

i hate non minorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.