- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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