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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Shea's sty....

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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