- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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