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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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