- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

69

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??