- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man did not like this site

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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