I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Knock Knock Come in

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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