Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A whole 'nother.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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