Its true, he didnt write that!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Who wants $300? Me too.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

XD Jackass.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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