- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman rights.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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