Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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KOOKABURRA

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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