Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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