Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What? Huh?

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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your life

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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