Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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