Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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your life

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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